Antagonists have taken over the basements of the world. It's your duty as shut-in warriors to clear these sacred battlegrounds. Based on classic arcade games like Robotron 2084, Neckbeards is non-stop action for one or two players with an epic soundtrack and a taste for psychedelia.
- Choose your champion from a posse of amazing protagonists, including a badass beta male, a racy spinster, and a fearsome basement dweller (with mad punching skills)!
- Face a hundred levels full of insane Chads, trolls, and hundreds of other foes. Protect mom in the garden levels or you'll never, ever get dessert again!
- Do mortal battle with special enemies, each more special (and weird) than the last!
- Heal your wounds with some delicious junk food or high-quality medicinal herb!
- Clear each level in time - or face the fearsome school shooter. Natural selection, baby!
Cast of characters Edit
Non-playable characters (NPCs) Edit
|Regular foes||Threat Level||Inanimate objects||
|Flame Troll||20||Laser Turret||30||Beta Male Orbiter||indestructible|
|Fail Troll||8||X Generator||20||Unpleasant Autist||45|
|Large Gentleman||4||Simp Generator||20||Smugglypuff||50|
|Roboton||20||Red Generator||20||Beta Cannon||50|
|Pepe||indestructible||Troll Generator||30||Aids Musician||50|
|Simp||4||Fedora Generator||30||Carl the Cuck||40|
|Ginger Dustin||17||Safe Space||18||Trigglypuff||60|
|Minelayer Cuck||14||Basement Smog||10||BBW||70|
|Survivalist (Mr Hyde)||21||Troll King||30|
|Paperbag Head||25||Weeaboo Orbiter||indestructible|
|Evil George||6||School Shooter||100|
|Evil Phil||4||MGTOW Monk||45|
|Evil Gentleman||6||Cucumber Tom||40|
|Airborne Beta Male||2||Snowflake||50|
First Fifteen Basements in Detail (out of a hundred) Edit
|Beta Club||3||Introduction of minefields and Wheelchair Autists|
|White Knight Cavalcade||5||White Knights in a fedora prison|
|I'm Reading, Fuckface!||6||Boss fight: Large Crimson, introduction of enemy generators|
|Chad Nation||7||Chad-only basement|
|Happy Disco||8||Distracting disco lights|
|Beta Orbiters||9||Boss fight: Hipster Lady|
|The Troll King||10||Boss fight: Troll King|
|Mom's Garden||11||Introduction to mom: protect her or the game is over.|
|You're a White Male!||12||Boss fight: Aids Skrillex and Carl the Cuck|
|Robochads||13||Introduction to Robochads|
|Tom the Morphine Boy||14||Boss fight: Cucumber Tom|
|Flame Wars||15||Introduction to Flame Trolls|
Strategies for Two Player Games Edit
The selection of characters is crucial in Neckbeards - doubly so in two player games. Some teams are simply better than others. Here are some combinations you and player two might find useful.
The School Shooter appears some seconds sooner in two player mode so you have less time to clear each basement.
|Strategy||Player One||Player Two||Notes|
|"Incel Protocol"||Paul Sego||The Gentleman||Paul tanks while the Gentleman draws some of
that incel ghost fire - and is unphased by it.
A perfect combination for more experienced
|"Virgin Capers"||Sexy George||Sexy George||A lethal combination of firepower and endurance.
Best strategy for newcomers.
|"Spinster Deluxe"||Happy Theresa||Happy Theresa||An all-female team with plenty of speed, but also
enough endurance to handle the later levels.