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A Simp is a low-tier antagonist in the Neckbeards universe and a type of beta male. Unarmed and sporting a miserable clown face, simps are usually deployed en masse against members of the opposing army. They damage players only when in direct physical contact.

Real talk Edit

Simping is behaviour typical to many beta males. It is the most potent form of betadom and includes the constant pedestalization and siding with women, even if said woman has transgressed in a serious way against the beta in question (such as attempted homicide or other acts of violence). Simps readily orbit women and are willing to do anything for a few moments of female validation. Simps give up their friends and hobbies if their wife so desires.