Only found on the very late basements, Wizards are harmless most of the time. However, they self-immolate upon death. This act of desperation can potentially cause moderate amounts of damage to any nearby protagonists.
All incels, or involuntary celibates, undergo the transformation to wizardry on their 30th birthday. This grants them some special powers which are not well researched by any scientific community as of yet. Rumors have it wizards can see through walls, fly, and travel back and forth in time. They cannot, however, lose their virginity. The most famous example of a true Wizard is in all likelyhood Sexy George.